Crazy Dwarf - What’s there to do?

           1     2     1     2     1     2     1     2
couplet   |C          |F          |Bb         |G          |
(a cap.)  |C          |F          |Bb         |G          |

sirene    |Am         |F          |Dm         |F          |
          |Am         |F          |Dm         |G          |

brug      |C          |F          |Dm         |G          |
          |C          |F          |Dm         |G          |

refrein   |F          |F          |G          |C          |
          |F          |F          |G          |C          |

breek     |Bb         |G          |Bb         |G          |

couplet   |C          |F          |Bb         |G          |
(solo)    |C          |F          |Bb         |G          |

sirene    |Am         |F          |Dm         |F          |
(langer)  |Am         |F          |Dm         |G          |
          |Am         |F          |Dm         |
          |G          |G          |G          |G          |

brug      |C          |F          |Dm         |G          |
(solo)    |C          |F          |Dm         |G          |

refrein   |F          |F          |G          |C          |
(solo)    |F          |F          |G          |C          |

refrein   |F          |F          |G          |C          |
          |F          |F          |G          |C          |

breek     |Bb         |G          |Bb         |G          |

          |C 

There’s this woman who turns me on by simply turning her pretty back on me
At first it makes me sad and my head drops down but then it’s her fine ass I see
The way she wiggles from left to right to left to right to left to right
I start to feel like I
- must get between her thighs;
- look deep into her eyes;
- make her scream, but:

One thing dad forgot to say: pretty girls are often gay
Surely I can understand; I also dig a female friend
What should I do - what’s there to do - with this giant urge to fuck her?
What should I do - what’s there to do - about her ignoring me?

And doc, I want to stay a man
I would really miss my little friend

The way she giggles it tickles my balls; someone should call the hospital now
Whoa! shit! too late! I have to do this dirty little job myself
Like every other day, but hey the girl is gay, she wouldn’t know anyway
How to make me ... to make me ... to make me come!

So what should I do - what’s there to do - with this giant urge to fuck her?
What should I do - what’s there to do - about her ignoring me?

Boy, this really makes you think
Now I really need a drink

 
copyright Gideon Hekkenberg