Crazy Dwarf - My autobiography

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I grew up next to a childrens school why did I not sooner see
It took me ’bout eight years to figure out that learning’s not for me
Now I work in a place where we fix broken cars
Most way too expensive for me
So sometimes when I get the chance I take one out and make it roar
But most of the time I’m doing fine and you will not hear me ask for more

I met my girl on a zebra crossing almost every working day
It took me ’bout eight months to find the nerve to tell her ... well, just ‘hey’
Now she works in some centre for self conscience and well-being
She even analyses how we make love
So every once in a while I see a random big-boobed whore
But most of the time I’m doing fine and you will not hear me ask for more

I like to go to the bar on fridays and stay there till early morn’
But I am liking it less and less ... there’s too many people born
Yeah the bar nowadays is often crowded with youngsters
who only get in the way
So give me some space or I might ... break your nose or even more
But most of the time I’m doing fine and you will not hear me ask for more
Yeah most of the time I’m doing fine and you will not hear me ask for more

 
copyright Gideon Hekkenberg